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CoolCrayfish

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  • Mar 14
  • Azerbaijan
  • Deviant for 13 years
  • They / Them
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Albino Llama: Llamas are awesome! (54)
My Bio
ugh

Favourite Visual Artist
Yana Toboso.
Favourite Movies
American Beauty, Mysterious Skin, V for Vendetta, Reservoir Dogs, Little Miss Sunshine.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Cocorosie, Elvis Costello.
Favourite Writers
Shell Silversteen
Favourite Games
Rachet and Clank, Portal, Sly Cooper.
Tools of the Trade
Uh stuff.
Other Interests
Porn, anime, manga, Curtis.

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1. YOUR REAL NAME Ryan Sweeney 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your name, plus "izzle") Ryaizzle. Ew. 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal) Red Peacock. what the hell. 4. YOUR STARWARS NAME (first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) Swery. I LIKE IT. 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (second favorite colour, and favorite drink) Purple Dr. Pepper. Fuck my life. 6. YOUR MIK MAQ NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name, last three letters of your last name) Yecaanney. PLEASE. 7. YOUR WITNESS P
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I'll give you the answer in a muro drawing. :B OR SOMETHING. 1. Height: 2. Shoe Size: 3. Sexual Orientation: 4. Do you Smoke? 5. Do you Drink? 6. Do you Take Drugs? 7. Age you get mistaken for: 8. Have Tattoos? 9. Want any tattoos 10. Got any Piercings? 11. Want any piercings? 12. Best friend? 13. Relationship status: 14. Biggest turn ons: 15. Biggest turn offs: 16. Favorite Movie: 17. I'll love you if: 18. Someone you miss: 19. Most traumatic experience: 20. A fact about your personality: 21. What I hate most about myself: 22. What I love most about myself: 23. What I want to be when I get older: 24. My relationship w
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Yo.

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That other journal was way too long. This one is shorter :B
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am i the only one who thinks its funny it says im from azerbaijan.
no its okay i think youre funny
come on an adventure youll never remember
you should post something